Thursday, December 20, 2007

Dear man from the cafe...

Yes, The french fries are self serve

Yes, they have provided servery utensiles for the purpose of trasfering the food product from the counter to your plate

HOWEVER

The french fries are not to be enjoyed while you are waiting for your Rueban sandwich, Please stop nuzzling your fingers into the serving container and picking forth french fries at your leasure, its disgusting, and it makes me not want french fries, and belive me, I LOVE my french fries.

This is the third time this week that I have stood next to you while you "grazed" keenly on the french fries, those hot crispy nuggets of gold deserve a better fate then your Plaque filled teeth, and engorged belly.

Also, please brush your teeth, you fit the "Computer programming stereo type" all to well

Sincerely:

The World

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